McDougal went on to say, “Do I think it’s strange that a father would love his daughter so much that he brags about her? No. I brag about my dog that much.”

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“After we had been intimate, he tried to pay me, and I actually didn’t know how to take that,” she said.

Yeah that awkward laugh was definitely her thinking about the fact Trump probably goes for people similar to Ivanka so he can imagine fucking his daughter.

Okay, so on his briefing materials, do not write ‘DO NOT PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON’ in all caps, gotcha.

It’s cute how he accuses Obama of being the most corrupt, awful politician and human to ever have existed... except when he does something that Obama did (that maybe wasn’t the best idea), in which case it’s fine because Obama did it too.

“The coming Arms Race” is a foregone conclusion now, eh? I wonder how we’re going to pay for that.

There’s been a lot of research that tends to come down on the side that providing open, non-shameful means for individuals to engage in sexual activities of their choosing provides exactly the kind of outlets that reduce rapey impulses in the population.

Fucking a used sex doll sounds terrible.

Yeaaaaaaaah look, we all think it’s creepy but I think I speak for most of us when I say that it’s muuuuuch better when a sketchy dude can go to a “sex doll brothel” instead of patronizing a sex-worker who may actually be trafficked?

MOAR STARS

It’s Big Farma, man. They get you loving those gateway whites. Then they jack up the price on the whites, and you try to fill the egg-shaped hole in you life with just a tiny bit of yolk...

All the stars! That was perfect.

I’m dying, from both laughter and high cholesterol. Bring back #cotd

Same. It’s safe so long as you don’t mess with the yolk! I heard of a guy who messed around with yolk, and now he’s melted on the floor!

It was Yolk back in my day.

I just can’t get enough of that sweet, sweet ova. I think the kids are calling it Shells these days...

spend “a lot of money on great commercials showing how bad it is.

Well, sure. The ‘80s commercials kept us all from getting hooked on drugs.

“It’s bad for the kids”...LOL, that’s our flabby-rumped teevee-addicted leader, once again proving that he’s on the same intelllectual level as an eleven year old. The freakish gasbag doesn’t even understand what “opiates” are, you could fill half a thinble with what he actually “knows” about the problem and still…