Really? Learn something new everyday. Thanks.

I wish my German Shepherd Corgi mix was good friends with our cat. To be fair, so does she.

He is actually a cat.

He might be Amish.

He’s probably a fugitive, no pictures pls.

Sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

People saying this is partially the dog’s owner fault for complying with this absurd order of flight attendants has certainly not been following the news on what happens to people who doesn’t put up with abusive demands of power tripping air crews.

Goddammit, humans are just worthless. We don’t deserve dogs.

The bulldog has booked its return flight on Spirit Airlines.

Remember that one time when Howard Dean enthusiastically yelled on stage?

“We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space.”

Photo for tomorrow’s Barf Bag, please? Don’t crash, OK? But I want to see this.

Agreed. You let me open carry into the Visitors Gallery of the Senate or on a White House tour first.

“Cowards will only go where there is no deterrent!”

Well actually, test scores vis-à-vis the rest of the world have not gone up

My first thought after reading that was those workers are gonna have to report finding a whole lot of random lost money instead of collecting an obvious tip. Oprah, no.

“I thought what if it’s all over the room? ... I put it underneath the rug. Imagine how happy that person was!”

People, Oprah running for president is NOT a good idea. NOT. Like, at all. Oprah is a very smart, very kind person, and those are great leadership qualities- but that’s not all that’s required of a president. I have no reason to think that Oprah can create and push through an infrastructure bill. Or oversee the…

Caitlyn Jenner now believes that Trump has set back transgender rights 20 years.

Here’s a terrifying quote: “Trump is in command. He’s been in the job more than a year now. He knows how the levers of power work. He doesn’t give a fuck.”