So basically Trump knows no one will sleep with him for free.

This guy is the political equivalent of herpes. One contracted, it always comes back. No one wants to acknowledge its presence due to public shaming. Appears opportunistically in times extreme emotional distress.

That still looks like the proof of life image a kidnapper sends to the family.

Oh boy, we’re going to get another round of “Romney is going to stick it to Trump” bullshit. Because apparently this never happened:

I wouldn’t be surprised if she expressed doubts beforehand and someone/some people wrote it off as “cold feet” or “doubts are totally normal so don’t worry about them.” I’m really surprised at how often that happens.

Gwyniston sounds like the Market town in a lesser Brontë novel. “Thus the kitchen maids went to Gwyniston in a handsome coach kindly provided by Lord Anniston Paltrow, where they obtained two handsome guinea fowl that served as our supper.”

A friend of mine literally possessed her wedding dress longer than she was married. I’m not kidding.

There was one point in my early thirties in which I really resented attending weddings. Not out of jealousy but because it would entail shower gifts, wedding gifts, travel expenses, bridesmaid dresses etc. And then the couple would divorce a couple of years, later. If that. It began to seem like a way to stock their…

“As he couldn’t take another six months of home based work to go with her on a shooting in Cabo, senior account payable officer John Smith and actress A decided to part ways.”

I’m struggling to remember whom she has dated aside from Justin Theroux and Brad Pitt? I will say that marrying a ‘civilian’ seems to have worked well for Matt Damon, though.

Can’t remember where it was but a few years ago a comedian said Aniston should just marry some normal bloke (I think specifically a builder was mentioned) as clearly dating famous people hasn’t worked for her.

Internet explosion with rumours of a Bradiston reunion in 3,2,1...

No child, teacher or anyone else should ever feel unsafe in an American school.

I am copying and pasting this from another thread so it isn’t so easily dismissed:
Mortal Dictata’s UK Update is a valuable contribution to Jezebel’s Barf Bag. It keeps me up to date on a country that is not my own. Even outside of the Barf Bag he provides valuable insight.

Speaking of wasteful decisions, that military parade’s gonna cost $30 million.

Today’s WH press briefing was cancelled, ‘because of the Florida shooting’

Well glad you are back. Sorry about your stalker :(

Oh yay I am so glad to see you didn’t leave forever!

Sheeshush! I’m glad that you are okay, but - sheeeshush!