Depending on how he does I’m sure it’ll spark 2020 talk (it already is). And you’re 100% right. And I wish it wasn’t a a white guy who’s going to be paraded as a potential savior. But I’ll never trust my (white) countrymen and women again after 2016 to vote for anyone not white and male, and people are actively…

Not based on anything in particular, but I really feel like Joe Kennedy is gonna kill it tomorrow night.

If Obama had done half of what Trump had done, I’m fairly certain we would’ve had an armed uprising by now. Hell, just imagine how much shit Obama would’ve gotten had he ordered Trump’s well-done steak doused in ketchup

If we’re somehow alive in a year 4 of Cadet Bone Spurs’ Presidency, I’m pretty sure he’ll be bragging about how he founded this nation, literally broke the chains of slavery with his giant man-hands, and somehow that he both planted the flag on the moon (so it belongs to ‘MERICA) and how the moon landing was aan…

“Somebody please inform Jay-Z that because of my policies, Black Unemployment has just been reported to be at the LOWEST RATE EVER RECORDED!”

In a phone call with McCabe following Comey’s firing, Trump reportedly told McCabe to ask his wife “how it feels to be a loser” in an apparent reference to her failed Democratic bid for the Virginia state legislature in 2015.

“In a phone call with McCabe following Comey’s firing, Trump reportedly told McCabe to ask his wife “how it feels to be a loser” in an apparent reference to her failed Democratic bid for the Virginia state legislature in 2015. So it sounds like they were super close.”

It’s hard to market thoughtful and nuanced.

“ In Christianity, Pope Sixtus V(1585–90) was the first Pope to declare that abortion is homicide regardless of the stage of pregnancy;^[160] the Catholic Church had previously been divided on whether it believed that abortion was murder, and did not begin vigorously opposing abortion until the 19th century.”

Starred for the use of chucklefuck. Man I love that word.

Whatever chucklefuck first decided that abortion is the moral equivalent of murder, and that late-term abortions are tantamount to inhumane medical treatment should have been burned at the stake.

what the FUCK. what a fucking sociopath! i’m glad you’re ok!!

Right - and on the flip side, I was hit by a driver (while I was in a cross walk which requires drivers to come to a complete stop - between the court house and Thompson Center in Chicago) and the driver tried to drive away!

Subtle joke. I like.

If I injured / killed people in a car accident I myself alone caused - I would need sooo much therapy to save me from killing myself.

I wondered when the #metoo movements reach would get around to the gay porn industry.

Maybe it happened one night on a boat:

Bonus points for “freshly molted zoidberg”

And then they run into a hallway with a bunch of doors, and zanily exit doors they hadn’t entered!

I will always love Michelle for her no-fucks-given outfit that day.