Eh, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

No fuckin’ clue dude. Just no fuckin’ clue but it makes me come here less and less.

There’s always something to battle but every battle we take on must be planned and strategized. You have great passion Floppy, take that and fight a battle that’s worth fighting! I’m confident that someone such as yourself can find something in your community that needs your passion and tenacity, someone who will make…

Maybe it’s like a sub club card? Like, say for instance after ten abortions you get the 11th free? Or a coupon for half off a Starbucks grande latte or frap*

I’m so sorry to hear that Floppy. Ignore the trolls, they’re just angry wastes of carbon.

The WH staff tried to make a trail of Reese’s Pieces but Donny jr. snorted a bunch of the white powder and started calling them his friends and just repeated “so small, so fragile, so small, so fragile. I will protect your peanutbuttery goodness.”

Jake Tucker!

I have a slingshot you can borrow...

In regards to thought number three I would like to offer you my theory on his hair being totally fire retardant. Also I have some thoughts on his hair withstanding a direct nuclear impact that to explain some of his tweets.

In regards to thought number three I would like to offer you my theory on his hair being totally fire retardant. Also I have some thoughts on his hair withstanding a direct nuclear impact that to explain some of his tweets.

Don’t compare lard to Trump! Lard might not be the greatest thing ever but at least it’s not Trump!  

Turns out she’s a Wraith. Sam and Dean Winchester are on their way.

We have to build the wall to keep the flu away.

Her brain would explode if she were to find out that I, an agnostic, got the flu (as I rightfully should have as I am a heathen) but that my God fearing mother got it even worse than I did. Now I realize that she would say that Mamanova got it worse for raising an agnostic, but what about my devoutly religious…

It gives me such a chuckle thinking of how Hitler wouldn’t be caught dead on fire in a ditch next to them.

My aunt fed me the same line once when I told her there was a boy at school who was picking on me in 1st grade. I remember thinking that it didn’t sound right that someone would treat you badly because the like you so I told my Dad that I was being picked on and what my aunt said. Dad told me “Your aunt’s an idiot…

I keep expecting a heavily armed Gerard Butler to come along and save us all by blowing shit up.

Bigfoot read that memo and then texted a short summary to the Loch Ness Monster and Cuthulu. The Cuycuy and La Lorna have yet to confirm if they are aware of the contents of the memo.

YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY VAGINA!

I live in central CA, most of the population under 40 is savvy to Nunes now and wants him out. Had he not hitched his wagon to Trump he probably could have been re-elected for the rest of his damn life even though he never seems to accomplish anything because “He’s a farmer! He understands!” Now it’s more “I wish his…