Once again you came and conquered.

Hey kingwolf, I just want to say thank you for being on the ball here with the dirty jokes. You found an opening and you took it.

I wish I knew computer hacking so I can get rid of orange asshole and pay off my student loans. Then I’d just donate the rest to Planned Parenthood as a giant middle finger to this whole mess.

All items listed below are non negotiable and vital for Supernova to be her very best bullshitting Jedi self.

Maybe we’re in for new more modern biblical curses like all the hurricanes in the east, the west is on fire, multiple Kardashian pregnancies so that’s three. I think the remaining curses will be widespread electrical grid failures, a new spear phishing scam that disables multiple major businesses and hospitals called…

Dean said it best:

It makes me sad that last year’s creepypasta is this year’s full length novel.

That rightmost one reminds me of the bleach stain I got on my nicest pair of slacks two days before Christmas last year and now I’m pissed off about that all over again.

Our country is currently under an administration that has decided we are playing opposite day in perpetuity.

I can totally see these two riding out their twilight years together, kind of like in a Waiting For God kind of way where they share duplex and get up to all sort of shenanigans.

Tell them I took up pottery of course! Why oh why did I say “um what?”

I hate his cryptic bullshit! WHAT’S IN THE BOOOOOOXXXXXXX!!!

Shhh... My family thinks I’m off acorns...

No he’s an actual squirrel. I don’t think he’s an internet troll but if I’m honest we have more of a professional relationship.

Same age here. I found it once on cable TV about 98 or so...

But only because ducks are nihilists. Goats and ducks have a storied history.

*whispers* We told them it means “fucking awesome with big cocks” and they keep using it! How fucking hilarious is that!

Jesus wouldn’t judge you for drinking it. He seems to have had other concerns, people loving each other and whatnot.

I once told a bully who called me fatty fatty two by four can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Fine Molly take my star I didn’t want it anyway!