Shhhhhh! They’re like an urban legend! If you whisper their name into a screen they appear!  

Are you really really sure your friend is not Eddie Izzard? Because I can totally see Eddie doing something like that for shits and giggles.

I think that it’s just masturbation with extra steps.

That’s. Um- nope. Just nope. Nopity nope nope.

I’m starting it indoors because it’s too hot outside for the little seedlings right now. I live in a rural area so I have a yard and finally invested in a greenhouse this year so I can grow year around.

I actually don’t know that’s a good question. I’m just starting my fall/winter plants indoors. I live in a rural area so I have a yard and small greenhouse.

At the rate these guys are dropping the new slogan should be: Hey girl U up?

Eh there’s no sport in that. I was raised to believe that if you lived in a gingerbread house you should trap children for food. Let them live their natural lives in the wild in the mean time. Sure the meat is a little gamey but a child should not live their lives on those gingerbread factories. The conditions are…

Also you can’t raise kids for food. Takes too long I’m hungry now not 11 years from now Jaydhen!

I’m a millennial, therefore I have student loan debt I should have repayed shortly before I’m dead. I grow plants that become food because I have to eat to live, live to work, work to pay my debts (until just before I die, see above.) So are we obsessed with houseplants? Maybe, fuck I don’t know! Or maybe we’re just…

I bet they starred their own comments!

Of all the celebrities to pick a fight with why would you go up against Cher? That is not a fight you are going to win, Cher has seen and done it all. Twice.

I really couldn’t answer that, I only remember that all of the top country hits of 2007-08 make me want to puke. Puke and light shit on fire. I went through a pretty aggressive arson phase about that time.

Trace Adkins.

But but but if he did his job like he was supposed to and not violate the fourth amendment then how on earth is he supposed to look like the cop with the most power and biggest penis in front of all the other cops!?! Did you even think about how important his ego is to him Stig? I bet you didn’t.

So, a known kiddie fiddler was elected mayor.

Sometime in the future when Osteen is dead he’ll be standinat the pearly gates and St. Peter is on the other side going:

Sometime in the future when Osteen is dead he’ll be standinat the pearly gates and St. Peter is on the other side going:

If we can do that I say we trademark “the” “umm” and “what”

It has just now occurred to me that the only Taylor Swift song I have ever heard start to finish is that Tim McGraw one. It was not of my freewill, I worked for a woman who loved country music and would blast it as loud as she could. The only station she listened to played the 40 hits. She was a terrible truly…