Pretty sure that’s how Lrrr described Jenny McNeal when the Omicronians invaded New New York.

Why bother being a decent person when you can be a total sack of cocks instead?

That’s what makes it edgy! The upside is it’ll appeal to the chubby chaser demographic!

It’s going to be a group of 19 year old sorority girls and when Piggy (a curvy size 6) takes off her glasses she whips her hair around and suddenly becomes hot. We’re not go into talk about what the twins end up doing in the jungle.

He didn’t meet with them because it was damp out and he was wearing suede shoes you Philistine!

Shhh it doesn’t fit the narrative in 45's mind that he is the extra most bestest North Korea cutter- offer.

I’m a 30's millennial and I make my own marmalade. The reasons are simple oranges are cheap here and marmalade is expensive.

We are the impoverished serial killer generation! Well, we would be if we could afford weapons...

I’m the exact opposite. I’ll probably die because I ignored the symptoms of lock jaw and just drank a Gatorade and took some Tylenol.

“Gary the president is talking!”

I was thinking Christian Bale or Gary Oldman. I don’t think we can allow for Daniel to go full method on Trump it just seems like a bad idea.

I can’t decide whose got the better awkward face Kurt or Dave.

Acid wash? Psssshhhh

I guess for as far as reboots go Harbour is the best choice if the role must be recast. At least it’s not Leto right?

It’s like Highlander, There can be only one!

I love Stranger Things, Hopper is my favorite but Ron Perlman! What about Ron? He’s like our Lon Cheney! Why when I was watching the original Phantom of the Opera I kept thinking “This should be remade with Ron Perlman.”

I guessed masturbation and birth control but you probably won this one.

By talent on the ground he means he sent Donny down with a tambourine to sing.

They also created a taskforce to plan the pancake prayer breakfast for after.

Chapter three: Just the word “Yuge” written in 12 point font and 40 blank pages because he wrote this book himself.