The Russians know he loves Nickleback!

I like to think they’ll bond over who does a better impression of his voice.

Hell, I’m betting he doesn’t even know who his generals are.

Based on those “rules” he seems more like a virgin.

Damn. Look at all that Aryan superiority. Very Master Race much pure.

I bet Leto is sticky if you touched him. Sticky and smells like patchouli.

So the “know yourself” boxes off to the right side of the header image, is that a VHS tape? Is she trying to bring back VHS? That seems almost as absurd as the vagina eggs and solid gold dong.

Goddammit I miss that man.

Title: Full Moon, High Tide

When they say that I say: “Huh, ya know I always had you pegged as someone who likes to fuck animals.”

I’m guessing twinks and leather.

Whoomp there it is.

I have theorized for sometime that Betsy is really just like, I don’t know forty-sevenish hamsters in a lady shaped suit. If you think about it hard enough it makes a lot of sense.

Clearly you’ve never met a dishrag, if you had you would not insult them in such a way.

But but but! He has two girls in his van that complimented my outfit and they want to take me to the waterfall! I’m just trying to hitchike to Seattle to see my grandma.   

Oh good. The V have finally shed the human skin and are ready to eat us. It’ll all be over soon, thank God.

“I smell terrorism on your breath.” BANG!

Honest question:

Living in a comic book is not nearly as awesome as I thought it would be.

That you for finding my womb! I’ve been baiting traps all over looking for it! I also very much appreciate that you washed it for me that was very thoughtful. I also found a bottle of a fine poppy based curative in the medicine chest and shall relive my hysterics shortly.