I really don’t wat to picture any of that. I mean can you imagine looking down and seeing that living sentient hairdo and that weird ass mouth headed towards you nethers? Gah!

What is this “Good News” concept that you speak of? Isn’t all news supposed to be horrible and make you throw up in your mouth a little? I read the article but surely I must have had a stroke or something as I feel not nauseated by something I read. Curious, I must be in the throws of hysterics or perhaps my womb has…

Idiot brings fabric to a fire fight, yet believes he is superior.*

All couple goals should be Goldie and Kurt! They are the only couple goals! I have spoken!

Owls are what happens when a pissed off cat can fly.

Awful lot of mediocrity in the ol’ “master race” by the look of it. Hahahaha

The Beams leading to the Dark Tower are starting to crumble is what I tell myself. But the Beams can be healed and the worlds can rebuild themselves.

Pretty sure you need a beating heart to breathe.

Wow, that is soooo acurate...

It kinda feels weird doesn’t it? Sort of squishy but with a pulling sensation, like when you yanked on one of those sticky splat octopuses off the window as a kid.  

How low does your IQ have to be to not even formulate conspiracy theory that’s even marginally believable? Not one of these master race cum stains could have said “He’s a jew who was trying to frame us for murder!” Nope instead go straight for “he thought all us crackers were actually black!”

While it was a great beard, did you ever notice that he had a fetish for aliens with weird foreheads?

Mine were these two right here:

Technicolor Dream Cow!

Why is the Joker stabbing my gym teacher with a clarinet Jinni?

Honestly, I’ll probably just criticize them even more. It’s like telling someone not to think of elephants.

If it didn’t so clearly contain the lyric “I want to fuck you like an animal” they might have. Now had it been “I want to fuck you over, you animals” they certainly would use it.  

I was think more Blackstone and Shaw where anything goes!

Fresno baby!

Goddammit that is catchy.