I’m gonna get naked, slather myself up in barbecue sauce, and throw spoons at traffic! Whooo westcoast apocalypse party!

Yeah the nuclear blast and fallout will just pass around you.

“Dammit man what did I tell you about talking to him at 3:30! You have to keep it simple if you want him to sign off!”

If you look closely you can see her lawyer Rusty Shackleford sitting to her right.   

And the same to you! If we can make it sober through this admin we can make it through anything at all.

Ya know the flag on the moon has been bleached white by the sun so therefore the moon surrenders. Hence we should tell Trump to lead the way for the US to go conquer the moon. We’ll totally meet him there as soon as are space suites are out of the dryer.

To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

Two years next month!

Yeah, I’m in my 30's and I can’t even eat Taco Bell anymore nevermind drinking. I quit drinking because of the hangovers that lasted forever. Well that and I could see I was developing a drinking problem.

I’d feel bad for you DG but I’m sort of intrigued by how you recovered before Wednesday?

Not into the drugs but I do enjoy a nice documentary about plagues. And believe it or not the Weather Channel produced one of the best docs I have seen on the Donner Party and of course just about anything by the BBC. BBC could do a doc on steam and it would be riveting.  

Thats like being a struggling writer and not writing in a coffee shop so people can see you struggling to write you epic tale of a firefighter who struggles to accept his divorce and therefore bonds with his autistc neighbor (who acts exactly like Dustin Hoffman in Rainman.) Yeah this book is gonna be huge, Denise is…

Well they’re nothing if not shittily consistent.*

Trust me, it has nothing to do with how he looks. Nothing.

I don’t have any tattoos but I suppose if I had to get one it would probably be this picture. It’s art man.

So do you remember in Raiders where the Nazis crated up the Ark and then it scorched the swastika off the side of the crate? I imagine the White House doing that. Or the ghost of Abraham lighting it on fire, George throwing whiskey on it to aid the burning, FDR lighting his cigar off of the flames while Thomas…

I’ve never heard any of these songs, so they can be avoided if you try hard enough. My system for avoiding the world is going only from home to work and work to home. Also have exactly two friends who are always busy going from work to home and home to work.

Honestly, no. Does anyone know how to get ahold of Jeff Bridges? He seems like he’s a super nice guy so maybe he could get rid of unholy and unspeakable.

Sorry.