I liked The Village.

I said M. Night Shamalan twist! Much hyped but ultimately disappointing!

It had it’s moments. Okay so the scene where the lady swamp monster forced the frat boys down on all fours and pegged them was gratuitous and inorganic to the plot. Braden was a totally flat character and Christoper was so stereotypically “alpha” that even his death was obnoxious. I will say though that I enjoyed the…

I told my mom. King fan since the age of five (when I found out there was a man who could make grown ups scared of monsters) she replied: “nope nope nope, not after ‘Salems Lot.”

I hope that it emds that way and doesn’t have the M. Night Shamalan twist of a pipe needing replacement after the work has been done.

THAT’S HEDLEY!

We don’t all have industrious ass eating crabs Kitties! Some of us have crabs that can’t be bothered to go to the damn fridge and get their own beer! Sitting around on the couch all day watching Alaskan Bush People saying “We should move there! That’s the life right there! Get a homestead.” Bitch please I know your…

‘Bout fucking time Cuthulu woke his lazy ass up.

According to Supernatural they all go to purgatory.

Woooo! Fresno!!!

I’m picturing that but in my version of this she’s quietly singing “Blinded by the Light” to herself, not even aware that she’s doing it. So adorable.

Denali met with the dogs as part of a plan to help deal with the coyotes! I mean are we really going to bust balls when the coyotes eat both cats and dogs?!?

Well it was sort of a slower day news wise. Pretty sure 45 will revv up tomorrow since people are still talking about McCains cancer and not about him. He can’t go more than a day without being the center if attention.  

This case is worse than I thought.

Sometime in the future when Denali runs for president

Okay, but what if said penis is made of silicone and frequently kept in a discreet location like a locked bedside table or a secure box under a bed? Can the person who has that be a role model?

Have you tried Apple Cider Vinegar?

Circle circle dot dot now you have a cootie shot.

Go to your room and think about what you’ve pun.