Not a book but “His Grill Friday”

“Spring time for Hitler and Germany!”

It’s like he didn’t even think of Melissa!

According to supernatural his soul is in the cage with Michael and Lucifer.

Thank God Fox News kept telling us that we could get our gyno visits done at elementary schools and Walgreens so there’s no need for these people anymore!

He wants to build a replica Gulag right here in America. Keep it very beautiful, very classy.  

He’s like a terrifying artichoke with too much power.

I keep them in ziplocks because my bag always gets the random check for some reason. I don’t want strangers touching my undies.  

“And then the pilgrims mercifully massacered the Covfefe tribe and all of their illegal immigrant muslim bad hombres. After which George Washington high fived Abraham Lincoln and won the civil war which successfully kicked all of the fake news out of the United States forever and ever. Something something emails. The…

Anyone could have done it I was just here first doing my civic duty.

*flock of shrieking and hissing mini Madonnas*

Damn you TSA! Grrr...

Donald was that kid who could get the same thing as everyone else at dinner but would ask to have a bite of yours first.

Is anyone else expecting Spicy to announce tomorrow that we shouldn’t listen to Bremmer by saying: “We have always been at war with Eurasia (Group”)

We could accidentally blow each other up but honestly what are the odds of that? I mean one of us blowing up sure that’s like 50/50 but both of us blowing each other up at the same time has got to be astronomical.

Like cloning her a la Jurassic park!

I was going to bet they were like some cheap six pair for $4.50 sort of deal.

Wow, can Chris Evans get any sexier? Is it even possible?

Damn. My lifelong speech pattern has finally doxxed me. Me knew online self would catch up eventually.   

Wait! she only makes $17?