Eh, I don’t know about that. Remember “it’ll be over by Christmas” was said about the Civil War and WWI.

It’s cool, we’re fine. Anyway I gotta go look at pinterest and slowly convince myself that I could totally live on an isolated homestead although I pretty sure homesteading requires wearing pants most of the time.

I never said I was a nice person. I’m just here killing time on the internet until I die.

Yeah, I actually learned those at my first job. Was really dissapointed when I was told I couldn’t ride the buffer. Still pretty bitter about that.

I highly doubt there’s anything you and I would recognise as food in there. Just 7 limes and a green thing thats both fluffy and mushy. For some reason it smells like bacon and bleach.

What an effective way to advertise that you’re impotent but have disposable income and shakey judgement.

It’s like telling the world “Not only can I change a tire in 4 minutes but I also know how to operate an industrial dishwasher, and floor buffer.”

This was told to me by a former employee: he was working as a cook in a place where one of the other staff had a neck tattoo he’d gotten when he was 19 or 20. If I remember correctly this guy had a degree in something but never could get a position in his chosen field thanks to the tattoo which he then nicknamed “The…

And from the mount the LORD looked down upon the gathered masses spake unto them

In CA a sticker is placed on your license (I see a lot of them for the sheriffs dept.) not sure if Florida has a similar thing.  

That was the sound of him being figuratively emasculated. It happens to me at work a lot.

Ya know something Jinni? We really were too hard on Jeffery Dahmer. BTK? He’s a nice guy! He went to church regularly! His name is Dennis for chrissakes! Is there a friendlier name then Dennis? Charlie Manson just wanted to give all those poor runaways a loving home, and a family, and make some music!

A years worth of pocket change I keep in the jar on my nightstand says that Betsy vacates her position sometime in the next two years. She looked like she wanted to cry when she was booed giving that graduation speech, and she has this look of “Oh fuck I’m in over my head I just wanted to tell the world about cowboy…

Why is everything The Greatest Political Witch Hunt in History with him? Every damn week there’s another Greatest Political Witch Hunt. The phrase has lost it’s value since he’s using it every other day.

Haven’t read the article yet but I remember the story from the picture there about the little kids who caught their cousin making out. Suddenly I heard Tori Amos and could smell My sisters CK One. I can still feel the inflatable arm chair sticking to my ass. Oh the anxiety I felt when my knock off drug store giga pet…

He looks like he’s trying to figure out the what capitol of Nevada is.

Is that shirt the hybrid love child of Journey, Boston, and Rush album covers?

Why did I do that quiz? Seriously? This isn’t a quiz you win at.

A bun? Maybe?

For a bunch of “red blooded patriots” they don’t do history very well.