Yeah probably although I do like the idea of him pulling a Draco Malfoy “my father will hear aniut this!” That isn’t what’s happening right now. They’re probably aware that at some point they will all go down for something or another and they’re throwing the weakest to the dogs first to buy more time. I worry though…

Huh, I always thought whatsherface would be first. Ya, know the one who isn’t daughterwife. That one. I thought Jr would be second, then Daywalker Vampire, then the wife with the youngest as a bonus (because he is a sleaze who would blame a child before taking blame himself) then he, daughterwife, and Kermit the Son…

I was an adult by then working my first job I think. Now I feel old. Anyway it’s 7:45 here so I better get to bed so I can wake up at 10:30 to pee and walk around the house for a while.

At my middle school we were forced to listen to it at every. Bleeding. Event. Even though we were way more into BareNaked Ladies “One Week”

Some. Body once told me the world was gonna roll me

Pretty standard setup, added some spinach. I divvied the cheesey bastards up and froze them for work week lunches. The freeze really well.

I started watching it for Will (he’s got the best shoulders) but I stayed for the skill and my life long passion for knives was rekindled in new and interesting ways. The odds are good that I’ll take up smithing sometime before I die becuase I find it so fascinating.    

Damn it must suck to be the Fredo in a family made up entirely of Fredos.

There are so many beautiful national parks he should see! All the cliffs and fast running rivers and the wildlife. You really don’t know America until you see the quiet majesty of our deepest forrests or gaze upon the stars on a still night in the desert while a coyote howls and his pack responds in return. You never…

“Is this the straw that will break the camels back?” Supernova asked herself this morning while reading the news in bed.

They’re from the sticks, which is where I hail from, so it’s not so much a shack in the middle of nowhere, but rather a clapboard hovel amongst a Hooverville of other clapboard hovels. Complete with plumbing, AC, and mediocre WiFi.

Finally Millennial poverty pays off!

I’m a busy woman! What were you doing that was so damn inportant that you couldn’t get Ra or Osiris?  

Well I was sacrificing to both The Great Old One’s and Odin. Also I wold get Anansi on the odd day here and there, mostly when there was a sale on goat. Who were you doing?

Like in The Jaunt but instead of going to mars we land safely in San Diego. Also if we don’t go fully under then we don’t go mad and have our hair turn white we just get a light snack and some Seattle’s Best.  

You know the rules: if the rest of Jez has to be in this one you have to be here too. Didn’t you read that when you signed up for Kinja?

Personally I think we either didn’t sacrifice enough goats to our gods or we sacrificed too many goats to our gods.

They sent her here to find moose and squirrel!

I have an imaginary friend named Sebastian who does my taxes for me. He was crap and remembering to feed the parakeet though.  

In an alternate universe they are doing just that.