That’s it! I’ve made up my mind! When I die I hope I twitch like a motherfucker for a while. Just freak the shit out of someone. That would make me laugh my ass off.

Kill it! Ahhhh!

‘Bout gotdamn time Cuthulu woke up Metallica have been calling his ass since 1983!  

Dude, Jez, don’t sully the name of The Joker like that. That’s just bad manners, didn’t your mothers raise you better than that?

I miss BCO so much right now.

I once saw a woman hover her kid over a storm drain with his pants down so he could piss into said storm drain. The kid was not a potty training toddler either he was like six.

Dammit Sipowitz! I posted without looking.

I think it’s pronouced like Zzyzx

Daaaa Bears. Daaaa Bears. Daaaa Bulls. Daaaa Bears.

That is fucking art dude.

If I don’t laugh I’ll cry.

So we’ll all get a nickle and an overdone steak?

Well there’s Toby he has a chemistry set and Steve knows where the office supplies are. We’re gonna give them a TI-30 calculator and a buttload of Mountain Dew so they should figure this out in no time.  

I want my taxes back.

Also Godzilla is actually very pro Planned Parenthood. Mothra, on the other hand, makes Pence look like a bleeding heart hippy.

Haven’t heard that one on a BBC drama.

Damn you fingerbottom I was eating a pickle! I might have aspirated pickle in my lungs now! Are you happy? Every breath tastes like dill.

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