I- um...

The last one made me LOL

The Joker 2020 “Together we can watch the world burn”

Laughing, pointing, slapping my own knee... alas, I live here too.

No but weirdly enough rubbing Atlas Shrugged on your dick until you cum does.

I READ IT ON THE INTERNET SO IT’S TRUE!

Dude that is spooky. Of course Nirvana all died in that plane crash that killed Buddy Holly and his friend and bandmate Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Yeah Annie’s album cover, Metallica’s logo, Kylie’s instagram photo of her hold the crest from Queen. And for some reason the shirt plays Arms Wide Open by Creed.

Well I Just ate and I came back to it (God knows why, for science I guess...) and I can’t figure out which image is worse the top with the visible panty line (manty line?) or the bottom which leaves me to believe that he has a detachable penis and chose to leave it home that day.

Yes, menstrual imagery is the best kind of imagery.

Dammit James!

I’ve been trained to shoot and I wouldn’t aim a BB gun at a dude holding a cinderblock wearing full bomb diffusing gear. I feel terrible for this family, I feel disgusted that people do this stuff to clicks and likes. I’m just not sure what to make of this.

This is a correct statement. I studied it heavily, did a crosscheck my findings, and had it peer reviewed.

I want Mel and Sue to be my friends.

“Spends most of the time knitting alone and refusing to mix with others.” Is my ideal Saturday night.

In my defense I live in a rural area and this was like 2002 or so. So it was still basically the 90's here until 2007.

I lost an ID in cargo shorts once as a teen. Then I instituted a “no cargo shorts” rule

My neice is kind of a weird but funny kid, yesterday she saw a big ass spider and shouted “Give it the leathal injection in the electric chair then stab it in the face with a gun!”

Yes? Are you hungry? Hang on I’ll make you something...