What a surprise. Is anyone really shocked that they’re failing?

Ah, convertible crossover, for when you are a rich person who loves driving with the roof down but there’s that one pothole on the way to work and you want to be extra sure your car can handle it.

New options on 2018 Porsches:

always very happy to read about shitty rich people crashing their cars

Somehow every time I read a Ferrari article, I come out the other side thinking “fuck Ferrari.”

I am convinced Ferrari is a just vile company. I don’t have the money to, but if I did, I’d never buy one. Porsche’s cars are as good to drive for far less money, McLaren’s have better performance, and Lamborghini builds better supercars.

Justin why isn’t the steering wheel round

The Volvo will actually start up in the morning. Advantage: Volvo.

No problem...I have to do this all the time as well with my clients. The sucky part is that these advertised rates don’t really help anyone. It’s a waste of your time to sit down with someone who can’t really afford the car because they didn’t get a full picture of the numbers. It’s a waste of the customer’s time when…

The other Jalops therefore said unto him, “we have seen the S2000.” But he said unto them, “except I shall see in my hands the keys of such Honda, and put my hand onto the gearshift, and thrust my feet upon the pedals, I will not believe.”

Dream Cars that let us down? Okay... My “short” list from Chrysler, Ford, and GM.

These guys have never heard of PID loops or inertial accelerometers? How did the OS even allow this to occur? “Sorry rotor 2... Forgot you were there.” Gee... Ya’ think maybe you should increase the sampling from 1 cycle every 10 or 20 seconds? Total amateur hour.

The Opel Speedster was mid engine & based on the Lotus Elise. The Saturn Sky & Pontiac Solstice were front engine & their own platform. There may have been an Opel version of the Sky, but it was not the Speedster.

I like how you used likely the fattest looking photo of Musk on the internet for the headline...

He should have lifted, downshifted, tapped the brakes to get the car to rotate and powered thru. And not just a little power, everything that car has left banging against the limiter. So it could claw it’s way sideways back down into the corner.

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