This really is the worst argument. Before Tesla was around, nobody was making electric cars because “consumers don’t want them.” Consumers often have to be told what they want.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Where VAG executives will actually end up (located somewhere in NonExtraditionland....)

The source of my neurosis over the Rolls headliner is its failure to resemble any night sky. Why not use a real stellar pattern? Perhaps vary the brightness accordingly?

How many years before Tavarish recommends I can afford a used one?

Random fact... the Focus RS will NOT Hooker.

For Coke the wing is too tall and far away to all except the tallest and most flexible of hookers.... and I can’t afford them.

Any and all readers may individually choose the gender of their hypothetical hooker. Men needing male hookers, or women needing hookers of any variety should not feel discouraged.

This is also not disparaging the noble profession of those making my week a little less frustrating.

Will It Hooker? (Oral-sexable? Dead body in the trunk-able? Is the decklid flat enough to do coke off of?)

I said SPYDER, not SPIDER!

more like Iso Revolting amirite folks? guys?

That must be the new Skyactiv roof

Are there B and C roads?

12 years for a 1-model-year supercar.

This just reminded of something from my childhood. My uncle had an F-250. He literally rattle-canned his pickup safety orange.

“40% less crashes when using Autosteer... when compared to a dog driving without it...”

Oh, you mean the world where Pan Am and Atari still exist?

Then you’re a lonely minority. Off is off.