I bought my first car, a 2003 WRX sedan, about five months into marriage. Previously, we’d shared a hand-me-down Mazda her parents gave us to help get us started after marriage.

A 1995 Chrysler LeBaron convertible ALMOST broke up my relationship. I told her to not buy it. I told her it was a piece of total shit. She bought it anyways. We were not quite married yet so I couldn’t really put the kabosh on it, but once we were wed, her bills became my bills. And, oh what bills it gave us. It was…

I once had a date with someone I figured was going to be less than pleasant to hang out with, but I said I’d go so I went to pick her up as planned. In my red NC Miata.

ok, i’m trying it, currently on 6/13.

Sorry, RWD cars with power...

So, here is my understanding of everything:

Pretty stark contrast between the two for sure. Mustang dude is a fucking tool. But here’s what also strikes me: the kind of people that take their kids to a cars and coffee then line the streets to watch the cars leave are almost certainly some level of enthusiast. At this point if you are into cars enough to find…

Beemer driver: my tire pressure guage misled me into entering the roadway at an inadvisable vector and speed.

I hear that Hillary’s campaign vehicles are all industrial strength paper shredders.

Pretty sure that’s a lambo, dude.

Well .... not really

I don’t, but nah, I’d rather get the RWD Huracan.

You do know they did that already

Ah....there it is! The daily Jalopnik rag-on-the-Corvette thread.

All those versions and they couldn’t throw in one AWD turbo? It’s not like they didn’t have the parts sitting around.

Who better to bring back the Diesel in America than the company that bungled and killed it off the first time?

The same annoying host that is constantly saying “...at speeds approaching SIXTY-FIVE MILES PER HOUR, with DANGEROUS DISREGARD for the public!”?

That’s why I removed my seat before turning it into a toy hauler

Add any Camry owner to that.