Seriously, we need to be blowing up a lot more things. It sends a message, is a job creator, and is just plain good entertainment!

This situation could become incendiary

If only we could apply this policy to non passing left lane drivers (looking at you Prius drivers). We could restore our roadways to normal levels of incompetency 

Takata, please do your magic! If anyone deserves shrapnel exploded at them...

Surprising. I was really expecting an Amish dude driving a horse & buggy.

This guy.

Got stuck behind one of these for 10 seconds back in 2005, when my Mustang was only a week old...got a cracked windshield for it.

Turns out it’s a V6 Camry and they just smoked an “auto enthusiast” in a e36 M3 in a highway pull.

A convertible Terminator fits the bill. Although it is a more ‘modern’ choice, its already 2 generations old.

Not American, but an ‘86 560SL could do the trick....

Opel GT with modern updates. Nuff said.

I would opt for an International Scout II and swap in an LS motor

Too good!

We need more partisan political Gawker influence in Jalopnik. There hasn’t been enough since they were justifiably bankrupted.

Take both into a hard corner and tell me which one comes out better.

Buys new body panels but doesn’t care enough to have them properly painted. Love the exterior shots at a distance, no zoomed in photos, etc.

This, 1000 times. These people need to get their finger out their nose, put the goddam phone down and MOVE!!!!!! Especially when you have one of them 3 second turn signals and 10 people behind you.

What's Hillary Clinton's favorite pizza?? Little Seizures

Can we talk about those new Toyota “racing” commercials with the two brothers who decided to take their AUTOMATIC TOYOTA SEDANS to the track? Shit cracks me up. I have absolutely no idea who the target audience is.

A Gary Fisher Saab without the Gary Fisher? That’s like buying a City Turbo II without the MotoCompo. I mean, you can, but it loses some of the appeal.