I’m just pissed it wasn’t announced he was filming here so we could have watched...

I agree and was going to give it the instant NP until I saw “4x2".

Can confirm. I love the city. I was born in NYC, formative years just outside Syracuse, went to school at Oswego (which gets more snow than Buffalo, rare any place can), then lived in Buffalo for two years before living in Seattle, then San Jose, a few years in Atlanta, back to NYC which had changed from “Escape from…

I’ve never officially lived in Buffalo, but my mom is a South Buffalo native and as such, I’ve spent a lot of time in the city both as a kid and an adult, visiting aunts, uncles, and cousins.

Before a bunch of Buffalo jokes start rolling in, I’m going to tell you that this is a city on the verge of a renaissance...in…

Stance is a lifestyle bro, you wouldn’t understand.

I mean it’s crazy because it’s an 8.3L V10. But it’s not crazy because what they did is take that 8.3L V10 and put it into a bigger car than the one it came from.

My first thought too.

You’re right. They should’ve called it LaKarma. Then it wouldn’t be weird at all. Just ask Ferrari.

I hope you’re being ironic with the second question. The Fiesta ST, while nice, is a smaller car. It’s also not a sedan. The Focus ST and Golf GTI would compete with the rumored Sentra Nismo. They’re also not sedans. The Jetta GLI is a sedan though, and a lot softer than the Golf. Also I know you’re not being serious…

If the Nismo gets the 215hp and LSD out of the Juke Nismo RS, they could have a contender (if they get the price right).

...for buyers who want all the attributes of traditional compact sedans but also desire some serious turbo performance...it’s truly the complete package for compact car buyers and enthusiasts alike.

It’s like a DLC

And the engine is blown in under 1/8 mile. You can even hear it. That change in tone part way through the run that sounds like a gear change? That’s the engine letting go, these things only have 1 gear.

IT’S AUSTRALIA.

A hipster would never have the dedication or motivation to actually follow through with something like this. This is redneck ingenuity all the way.

If tears are just salty body excretions, aren’t millennials technically boomer tears?

The first rule of Physics Club is we assume we’re in a frictionless vacuum!

*in a vacuum

accelerates like something heavy being dropped off the top of something tall.