I jerked off. A lot. I mean, I still do, but I don’t have roommates.

Really disappointed Fat Sam won’t get to stave off relegation with this England team in 2018.

If you think it’s bad now, old Milwaukee is an even shittier bucket of piss.

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

That Fenway crowd went crazy with that score!

You are overrating Hogan and Underrating Bennett.

Good. Kaepernick’s protest is doing what he wants it to. He’s getting a shit tonne of attention for doing the right thing here.

Jesus, shut up dummy.

God damn it. Everything about Chip Kelly was awesome in that line of questioning. I guess I’ll like him for a bit. Sigh

Gotta love how Cohn took over the room by repeatedly insisting that Kaepernick took over the room.

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

Caution: long post upcoming. A lot of this is from a good summary at Reddit.

Wow this article is terrible.

dude, i mean seriously, what the fuck is this article? the dude scored 4 goals in a half, and was super efficient...

Tom, being not impressed.

Well, looks like it’s time to reset the “Days Since We Shit on the MLS” incident counter.

Do you have to stand if you’re shitting?

I have a rule which is that I leave when the ‘repeats’ start. As soon as somebody tells you a story/joke/conspiracy theory for the 2nd time, forgetting that you just spent twenty minutes going through this an hour ago, I take that as a sign that they’re probably not going to notice you’re gone anyway. So you can Irish…

Also, if you’re around a bunch of people who are drinking, always carry a (non-alcoholic) drink. Coke, ginger ale, water, doesn’t matter.