Better idea:

“OK sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”

It doesn’t even show up in the Podcasts app, unfortunately.

“OK, now who wants it to be the white Anglo-Saxon Protestant Man of the year?”

What I think is complicated, I admit, and not entirely clear even to me.

In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.

Is this “Let’s forget some guys!”

I think his best work was when he went as Julius Caesar on the Ides of March. That took commitment.

Her name is Melania, don’t be rude.

“No it’s in dog years. His age only goes up every 7 years.” - An idiot named Ryan

Easy Barry, the dog is just self conscious about its age. My ex has been 29 for the past 3 years. It’s a thing we indulge because we are nice people. It is like how my roommate’s parents lie about how many years they’ve been married so he doesn’t know he was born a bastard.

The real problem is why, exactly, is the NFL handing out suspensions for off field criminal activity in the first place, as if they are some stand in judge and jury for when a case slips through the cracks legal system? The problem is that it establishes the totally ludicrous scenario where the NFL and the public have…

Us normal people call that “Having a conversation.”

It’s like the Boist St. tacklers were invisible or something.

According to wired, tesla’s have driven 140 million miles on autopilot, all you have to do is count the number of deaths, and compare to how many deaths you would expect after 140 million miles with a traditional driver.

the mighty centrist god Entitlement Cut

I wish I had to worry about a Big Endowment.

when i’m feelin’ down i have bomb ices