So let me get this straight, you’re criticizing a guy for not bothering to give a shit when he plays against poor teams while claiming the moral high ground that you used to support the team he played for before they got relegated.

What kind of übernonce switches clubs? You are not a fan.

Hi there, former NUFC fan-turned-Hammer here!

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

“when being born on your block meant you rooted for Arsenal while the kid across the street’s address consigned him to Tottenham fandom; when provincialism was the game’s sole guiding principle—Soccer was Soccer.”

It reminds me of when I turn to my daughter, look deep into her eyes, and scream “CLOSE THE DANG DOOR OR YOU’RE PAYING THE ELECTRICITY BILL!!!!”

“If this kid doesn’t come out of the womb with an education and some job prospects I’m pushing it back in...”

Alright, Milo. Three more good comments and we can go get some ice cream.

Hey, I just wanted to tell you how much I love you. You’re commenting awesome out here. This is your last comment, then I’m going to RMJ=Hero, OK? You understand? You come right after him. Cheer up. Have some fun, come right after him.

Good dad, my ass. Look at how badly that kid’s missing his spots.

He didn’t build the 76ers. He was just hired to clean up Hinke’s toxic spill. You have to give him a minute before you judge his work there.

I want the US to put together an ultimate handball team using the best NFL, NBA, MLB and NHL players.

As an Olympic swimmer, Lochte has called the experience, “The second most painful Brazilian of my life,”

From now on, whenever the Falcons are eliminated from the playoff race, the top of Mercedes-Benz Stadium should open up and push out a 1000 brown balloons.

None of those things will ever happen. I'm sorry.

Sort of makes you ask yourself what that kind of stat is actually good for?

I’m not super clear on Canadian football rules. Does he have to say sorry to the opposing team now?

Another bonus we didn’t consider: Coach development. NFL still getting heat for its lack of development of black/minority coaches and executives. NBA swears the D-League/Summer league is a pipeline that sort of thing, NFL Spring League could help put a small dent in that convo, too. Also Becky Hammon coached Summer…

And the other 40% is “I heard it on the Lowe Post” lol.