And don’t buy fancy running clothes. I usually run in old t-shirts that I’ve de-sleeved and something like a $7 pair of shorts from a big-box store. For crying out loud, you don’t NEED that fancy, moisture-wicking fabric - if nothing else, it makes you get used to that level of sophistication, and then you don’t know…

If you’re trying to save money, just run for the exercise/fun and don’t join races. Running one marathon because it’s a life goal is one thing, but running a half-marathon/5K every month is pointless if your goal is to save money.

I don’t agree with a lot you have to write, Beth.

I just got in the habit of pulling on the door handle before I walked away. If the door comes open, I know I didn’t lock it. If I ever doubt that I locked it, I reassure myself that I would have known if it was unlocked when I walked away.

At what point in the children’s game can we start physically attacking the other players for succeeding? I don’t know. That’s for the crying babies filling their diapers about it to decide I guess.

i miss the old bill simmons

Can we knock it off with this “friend zone” crap? If you want to date someone and they don’t want to date you and you don’t want to be their friend then bounce. If you DO want to be their friend then awesome. Friends are rad! Knock off the dating creeper attempts and move on with your life. Women don’t “put” men into…

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

How I view this series

I played one game with a really good softball team while in college. They didn’t have enough players, so they asked me. And that game was the only game I ever hit a ball over the fence. I almost teared up rounding the bases to the cheers of my teammates. We lost 16-1.

Was that fan not aware that of any former professional basketball player, Charles Barkley is the one who has actually thrown someone through a plate glass window, and when asked by the judge if he had any regrets, said yes, I wish I had been on a higher floor?

I don’t think that words means what you think it means.

As always, Haisley takes an interesting quote filled with nuance - one which raises really intriguing questions about MLS and it’s place in the world - and reduces it into an MLS hit piece.

Who cares about a goalie’s feelings when your job is to get the puck in the net and it worked?

“What happened to your ankle?”

No snark, it’s funny when kids get hurt

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Yo, I’m in season right now. I just played a game, I can hardly walk.