1st base knew what was up

Toews is JJ Watt without all the sanctimonious douchebro tweets about it.

That story could be from last Saturday and I’d still believe it.

My wife, while pregnant, would sob during a Cheerios commercial.

“I just blue myself.”

Hello. My name is Sully Avatar. Wait, shit. I mean... meow?

“I don’t like sand.”

“You won’t need genitals where we’re going...[unintelligible screaming]”

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

I wouldn’t group Ricky in there. He just got super high, and realized he preferred that instead of having his brain scrambled.

Other traits Pablo Sandoval shares with the Big Dig: being way too expensive, causing a shitshorm of huge proportions, and having the danger to kill someone by falling on them.

I can’t be the only amateur soccer forensics analyst who’s pissed that the video doesn’t go back far enough to show if the offside call is correct, right?

+1 Guiness, Bailey’s and Jameson

Sorry, I only give my money to IRAs that bomb British Army barracks.

“Was Will Smith acting like a Saint?”

Just build a giant net over the country and make the mosquitoes pay for it. Problem solved.

I read this in Bill Walton’s voice, and I couldn’t understand a single word of it.

I feel, like many such terms used to describe something more complex, it is used to define that complexity in an easily digestible way.

OK, how about “Having traits which indicate some underlying factor(s) which predispose to addiction” personality?