That was before lunch, bro

You mean a car that broke safety records, has a semi-autonomous driving mode, and does 0-60 in 2.8 seconds costs more than a Honda Accord? Why?!?!?!

Robber: “Give me everything you got, get down on the floor.”

I do find it somewhat funny that Dodgers rookie pitcher Kenta Maeda has had 3 AB’s this season, and has scored more runs than the entire San Diego Padres roster has in 92 AB’s.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a technobabbling drone produced half a dozen pages of Gladwellian quotes of someone else’s bullshit without any real point or purpose before getting to something that vaguely resembles substance. But the kicker here is basically that there was never actually any plan besides…

This makes sense. I was partially hoping there was a new drug out there that would allow you sweep/Swiffer faster/better so my wife would get off my case. Not my fault the cat sheds his weight in fur every 6 minutes.

This is asinine. Americans have clean drinking water, Canadians have universal healthcare. THOSE aren't "unfair advantages: too?? Quit playing God and let the kiddos play

There are gamers who probably haven’t uttered a single word in MONTHS.

I’m going to love the article on TNT’s bias. Using Brendan Haywood as an announcer and the 4 minute, “one shining moment” montage of nothing but UNC basketball... after Villanova won.

Can’t spell “class” without “ass.”

MD sure looks like MA when the Orioles are hosting the Sox, though.

Brek, Shea, Kaká, is how I would try to translate my morning routine while traveling abroad.

Totally unfair. A poli sci degree is a great path to six figures of law school debt.

Hey man, I’m a Bruins fan, I jerk off to that series every week. Just from an objective POV, that was a close series.

Also:

Big fan of yours Drew. You’re the main reason I visit deadspin.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

here’s the source of the gif, enjoy

Mine was:

“Honey, remember that guy who cut dad off without using his turn signal? Hitler was a lot like that guy.”