I know a lot of non-Packer fans (and some Packer fans too) have always thought of McCarthy as a bumbling idiot, but that's really unfair. He's a brilliant offensive coach and his ability to groom QBs is unquestioned. His only real weakness seems to be game management, and now that he doesn't have to worry about play…

This looks really bad for Kane, if I were him, I’d distract everyone by giving Pete Rose a piledriver.

And we’re all left wing compared to Genghis Khan; so what?

See, that’s the thing about Gawker commenters: they have no sense of what the rest of the country (or world) is like. They thing they are the happy-medium, right in the middle, and that anyone right of them is rightwing. In reality, they are in the left-most 5% of the body politic, and are completely wrong about where…

That’s the thing that gets me. What is the platform that is being advocated for that Sanders somehow isn’t endorsing? None of these handwringing thinkpieces articulate it. Is there a policy that the candidates should endorse? What’s the plan?

Whats interesting is our need to place someone somewhere on a single line despite the fact that there are many different dimensions to the issues we face.

You’re totally right—instead of planning to alleviate racism with economic tools, Sanders should instead just plan to make every American sign a pledge stating “I won’t be racist.” That would be a much better solution.

Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

Vikings fans get the world they deserve.

“Teddy Bridgewater, who is poised, accurate, intelligent, tough, and has the arm strength of an amputee baby.”

Practice like you’re going to play, by taking a shit on the field.

*Swipes iPhone up to turn on camera* [Cannot Take Photo. There is not enough available storage to take photo]

Yeah, my thinking is more-or-less in line with Draper’s. I think its popularity will erode from some combination of bloat, oversaturation, and a shrinking of the talent pool as fewer communities organize themselves around youth football. One day we’ll look up and realize that it diminished to a smaller—but still…

Scott Walker because he’ll give you a few hundred million in public funds to build your own court.

Yeah, or a total disaster! Most people’s goal is to spend as little time as possible with their enemies.

I will invite my enemies into my home and show them how much my life is better than theirs, purely out of spite. I will offer them the finest of scotch while I dance around their son’s recent legal trouble and their daughter’s inability to keep her legs closed. I will show this man’s wife what could have been if she…

Most people’s goal is to spend as little time as possible with their enemies.

Newcastle owner Mike Ashley is the biggest wanker in the Premier League.

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Newcastle should be in this group.