Oh, well if he’s immortal, I guess it’s not that big a deal.

Anytime basebrawls are discussed I am reminded of my favorite—the time Kyle Farnsworth kicked the shit out of Paul Wilson.

The best part of that whole exchange is how Hawk Harrelson barely talks through any of it

Frankly, that’s an entirely different problem to solve. It doesn’t look like we’ve written a guide (I’ll make a not to pitch it some time!) but off the top of my head, here are a few suggestions:

What if you’re just out of college and want to stop drinking. How can you avoid being anti-social but still have a social life.

I’m still dreaming of the day that the NCAA dies, the choose-your-own-adventure conferences and scheduling go with it, and the whole mess is replaced by a European style Promotion/Relegation system that ranks the teams with no bullshit polls, and makes every game relevant. Best part is eliminating the idiotic “best…

Careful, you might burn yourself serving up those HOT TAEKS

I don’t mind hating on Lovie, but for all his many failings, his special teams were usually pretty good and they did some amazing things in Chicago. Two (!) missed field goal returns of over 100 yards, starting a Super Bowl with a retuen for a touchdown, Devin Hester. Some really creative fakes. Maybe it was Dave…

This rule stems from Rugby Union where it applies the same way. As long as players are behind the kicker (at any point) they may advance to get the ball. The CFL also has a 5m halo rule for the receiver, so I’m not sure how that applies to the guys charging the ball down. The NFL needs this rule, so many athletes on…

Jesus Christ man.

But it’s his thing!

I think we need to leave her alone a little bit here. A belief in a person’s innocence despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary merely makes her a typical Patriots fan.

Where’s the face-jizzing?

You all should have seen my incredibly accurate Andris Biedrins impression while playing H-O-R-S-E yesterday.

Terrible impression. Shot 100%.

Just booking tournaments that kill 1,000s of people and destroys economies. Not his fault or doing, but he can at least give 2 fucks. Everyone, soccer superstar or not, should give at least 2 fucks.

I’ve never seen a human being at any sport - and I grew up in the heyday of Wayne Gretzky, Jerry Rice, and Barry Sanders - who was so incomprehensibly superior to every other human being who faced them in their chosen profession. Every fight she has is the rough equivalent of Wilt Chamberlain’s dominating 100 point…

I’d rather be knocked out by Rousey.

Reminded me of Vega from Street Fighter.