Always outside the posts, kids

this person comes around once in a blue moon

Russell Wilson plans to celebrate his new contract by pumping himself up in the mirror about dreams or something and then not having sex

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

Hey, uh, not for nothing but he’s not the only one to struggle in Germany. Remember Landon Donovan’s struggles with Bayer Leverkusen? He didn’t set the world on fire in Germany’s third or fourth tiers, then came back to the states and just went off. I know the word is he didn’t fit the culture or whatever, but just…

Yeah no 20-year-olds in Bayern’s Amateure squad ever go on to do anything worthwhile

Yeah, I’m having trouble seeing how it’s a bad thing if he plays 80-90 minutes a game against somewhat worse competition than get spotty playing time on a mediocre team. Not like Bundesliga U23 clubs are complete crap or anything.

It’s not the end of the world. If he stays with Bayern’s reserve team, he’s still playing with talented players, they are just younger. Is his competition the best? No, but in training he'll still get plenty of quality work plus he'll be playing regularly. He can transfer either in the winter or next summer to a low…

I’m really glad that my life’s work didn’t receive this kind of scrutiny at age 20. You know, since my life’s work at that time consisted primarily of cleaning Cheetoh dust off my GameCube controller during late night FIFA marathons after another night of not getting laid.

Beckman’s

I’m at pretty much the same place at 29 in a lot of ways (minus the anger toward women, and mostly with the self-loathing and being once again single, while everyone else I grew up with seems to be getting married and churning out babies). Pretty much everything Dr. Nerd Love lays out as advice seems dead on - but…

Cutler told his manager, he doesn’t work the night shift.

& with that, TMQ wrote ‘GAME OVER’ in his notebook.

The worst is that because they’re a NY team they have roughly 5 or 6 prime time games. I do not want this. I want Sunday at 1, when I can watch them in shame and have a few beers. Not a prime time showcase where the whole world gets to watch them lose to Philly as Eli chucks his 4th int.

Drew, another awful thing about living in New York is that your local games are the Giants, Jets, and inexplicably, the Bills, meaning that you have no shot of watching good football at home since everyone is stuck with Time Warner cable and can’t get Sunday package. And then you go to a bar and its full of the…

Well, it was an Eagles jersey.

AND DEN, I SWAYA TA GAWD, BEEUH STAHTED RAININ FROM DA SKY! IM TELLIN YA, SULLY, FENWAY PAHK IS MAGICAL!

Even the guy in the Eagles shirt is disgusted with this behavior. He would have also puked on the people around him.