I guess I should show you nerds what prompted this. I have a penchant for apocalyptic imagery!! Fun fun fun.

I hate Colin as much as the next guy, but if you’re going to put something like this up, at least do us (and him?) the courtesy of including his explanation. It might be complete and utter BS (likely), but it should still be included, as cutting it off seems pretty cheap.

You had me at “Colin Cowherd needs to stop talking.”

What I’m looking for is Miller High Life. Which, in some places, costs only $7 for a six-pack.

CONCACAF should suggest it as a new tourney to be held every four years in that same 2 years after/2 years before World Cup slot as a Western Hemisphere cup. Since the Olympics are also that year you already have a U-23 tourney that summer for some of the teams, so you’ll probably have full national squads for a Copa…

By the rule book, that is a penalty because it’s a handball. He purposely cradled the ball with his arm when he was on the ground. It was a decent attempt to sell it and most refs don’t call that, but that was done on purpose. Any player that played defense and was in that position always knew to sit on it (sometimes…

Mexico finished second in their group to Trinidad. Crazier things have happened at the Gold Cup. The US is improving, but so is everyone else.

The American players aren’t that good. Put the best coach in the world on the US bench and the overall results are going to be pretty much the same.

Can’t it just be a loss? I mean, the game gets played a there is a winner and a loser. Does a single game have to be a referendum on the whole program?

I think I’ve just about reached the moment when I would vote for a presidential candidate who actively campaigned on a platform of nihilism. Imagine that fucking debate:

I have this fantasy of a similar fight breaking out between Pats and Eagles fans and then the whole area is carpet bombed.

France, meanwhile, is thrilled to not be the venue for German-English fighting for a change.

I don’t know if I can buy into the statement “capitalism was made possible by the oppression of White Supremacy”, but, even if I accept that as truth, I don’t follow the logic that, therefore, capitalism=white supremacy.

Not really a “fight” but a good story of someone getting what they deserved. I was in 10th grade and heading out to catch the bus, during the first week of school. My high school had really long hallways and way down at the end I see this big kid with a foot ball jersey...he had to have been a senior. Anyway, as he…

Oh, and I had broken my ankle a week prior to this, so the whole fight transpired with me in a boot cast, on crutches. He actually took one out of my hand at one point and beat me with it.

I don’t know if this counts as a fight but some bitch on the subway punched me in the face because I dared to ask her to move her bag so I could sit (I’m a tiny woman). She waited until her stop and punched me right before the doors opened and I lost my fucking mind - some guy was blocking her in case I wanted to have…

in elementary school, i was a runt. tiny, skinny, and awkward. On top of that we were poor and i didnt have name brand clothes or shoes. One guy, “tim” the cool kid used to constantly pick on me and knock me down and embarrass me. Luckily we went to different middle schools, at which time i hit puberty, and got up to…

Dave said to me, “I’m a lot more popular then you [NOTE: true], and I have a lot more friends than you [also true], and I’ll kick your fucking ass [NOTE: result conspicuously absent].”