This also makes your morning coffee, if you are the type that disturbs the holy sanctity of the black gift of the gods by adding anything to it, amazing flavor. I do this to friends that come over and they go WOW! but they assume I am using brown sugar and can not replicate it at home...

*clicks and scrolls*

Cannot wait for 2030, when Italian Prime Minister and Roma owner Totti gets busted for having underage girls at his beach mansion party.

This is quite the nadir for Summit.

I choose the third option. People like you.

I suppose you don’t like soccer uniforms being called “kits” either.

I thought this image was mandatory knowledge? There are people who don’t know about it?

This is directly based on a very old drawing that used to circle the internet before memes or social media even took off.

Still minding my own business reading a deadspin article like I routinely do on gawker and other websites on my phone when BAM: Miller lite pop up that I didn’t click on launches again.

So tell me again why the U.S. doesn't excel at soccer?

Yeah, man, it’s the sign on the door that keeps predators out of bathrooms.

Loser has to settle for the Morgan Stanley internship this summer.

Exactly. Perfect answer for a stupid-ass question.

In addition to being a terrible, condescending question, it’s also a deeply stupid one that shows the reporter doesn’t understand how basketball works. Baylor got outrebounded because defensive rebounds are easier than offensive ones, and Baylor missed way more shots. Baylor rebounded better than Yale on a percentage…

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

I worked out two weeks ago. My time between my first set and my second set is.... two weeks and counting.

Must be doing it right.

Let’s all have a good laugh at Jose Mourinho

He’s definitely the best footballer whose name autocorrects to Homely Bukkake.

Let’s all have a good laugh at Jose Mourinho who did not think Romelu Lukaku was of the required quality for Chelsea.

That’s because I wasn’t there, I would have thrown down my Blue Eyes white Dragon and Black Lotus for the win.

Hunger Games was not inspired by Battle Royale. It was a straight up rip off.