Well, God invented Tottenham and Arsenal just to make your prayer come true.

Well he was focusing on drinks you can get at a bar, not ones you get behind bars :P

Good video except he didnt go over the calories in:

GET ON THE SUN/MOON HYPE TRAIN, EVERYBODY!!!

Based on the video, my more immediate concern is not getting in a fight with a French girl.

Punches thrown: A lot

came him a dick to his face

Not having paid attention to this game at all, I’m surprised to find out after all this hype that it’s simply a game where you jump on enemies and over pits.

If LEGO were a religion, those frightening people who are part of the no-stud subset would be the radical fundamentalists.

When asked about a bigger prostitute of the game, Franck Ribery responded, “I don’t know about big, but she did look 18.”