I did not read the article but I want that dress!

Oh, I get that! Just that to me, it's not a bad thing to be complicated.

No, 13. So not much better!

I think he was embarrassed about it. He told me we had to keep it a secret. And then he started a relationship with my cousin, who was also a senior. She didn't know about us because I did what he told me to do! I kept it a secret! I was so good at keeping secrets that she only found out when I started crying after…

Exactly! And in my case, I went from being the respected star player at my elementary school's soccer team (not really!) to having grown men tell me not to worry because my acne would go away and my breasts would catch up with my ass at some point! And this made me feel so bad about my appearance that I felt like I…

I told you, second puberty is a bitch!

I don't have a preference because it just depends on the animal. Some cats are friendly, some dogs are standoffish dickheads who would bite my face off if they had the chance.

But how likely is it that either of them would want to play ball with you?

You say goodbye and I say hello!

His stage name is "The Jizzappearer."

He just blue that audition/himself.

It means pregnant/hell/AIDS!

I put on bitchface all the time! I don't want to look approachable! People approach you if you look approachable!

I understand your point! But doesn't it kind of show that women are capable of a lot of functions, and men can only do one or two things? And maybe that women have a more complete experience because they process or do more?

"If there's grass on the field, play ball."

Like allowing anyone to run for office! Even if they have really bad hair and small hands!

I dated a high school senior when I was in eight grade. He was afraid of statutory rape charges, so we did everything except anal and vaginal.

I think trying to adjust medication can feel like going through puberty all over again. And it was bad enough the first time! I'm glad I found something that works for me, but having my doctor rule out all the other drugs was scary. I hope you feel better soon. Take care of yourself first and worry about that boy…

It does! Looks like loud and sentimental dysfunction. Which is guess is Crowe's whole output but that doesn't mean I have to watch it!

I don't know if this is a true story but I want it to be!