I thought she had a husband in the books who escaped Azkaban with her. I don't remember seeing him outside of the Pensieve. I guess he would have been okay with her cheating on him with The Dark Lord if Voldemort decided he was into it.

He has all the best science!

There was definitely too much fan service. It kind of felt like Jurassic World. As if they knew they couldn't replicate the magic of the original, so they had to lampshade all over the place. "We can't give you the real Vader, so here is someone who knows he will never be Vader. We can't replicate Leia's pain over…

Spare a rod, spoil the sores?

The worst thing about him is that he has given terrible people someone to feel better than.

"Appa, yiff-yiff!"

For a second I thought there was a big rivalry between furries and werepeople. Now I am sad that there (probably) is not!

Don't get me started on The Oblongs.

Hey, they have Giant Voldemort! Is that not enough villain for you?

I think we'll find out how this happened in the next movie. They probably thought introducing the whole history was too much to fit into the movie. And let's face it — it's more fun to watch a chase scene than it is to mull over the specifics.

Of course. :-(

Did you dislodge any white ooze?

Makes it sing the greatest hits of Smashmouth and Van Halen, you mean?

My social group is more about remaining friends to make sure nobody has to pick sides. Breakups are hardest on the couple's friends!

Skidmarks?

Oh no! I've been there! The worst part is how red the tp makes my nose. It's so soft, but so abrasive compared to tissues!

Milk and milk filled with cookie crumbs?

oh noes my dad died :-( :'(

Did nobody photoshop the disney princeses today!?!

I want a romcom where the whole dialogue is texting/Tinder typos and also autocorrect fails. Hilarious miscommunication is very romantic!