There should be a GoT character mashup named Gregor Sansa.

In real life would that mean that you met 209 people who pointed up and then ignored you?

I know I am too young to have dated this guy, but I definitely dated this guy. And so did my cousin!

It's totally juicing my grapefruit?!

Sex Criminals inspired me to have sex then poop on my boss's plant!

Okay, but those commercials that tell me to "stay thirsty, my friend"? Are they for beer or for anxious-sex-beer?

I thought it was:
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"Thirsty" is "horny," but in the mouth?

Thanks! It makes more sense now.

"Prelude to Axanar" sounds like the title of some kind of terrible heavy metal song, doesn't it?

Was his nutsack rabid?

80s kids who talk like that can fuck off! I doubt anyone who was raped as a child has ever described it as "just like that time Michael Bay remade Transformers."

Is this how Scientology started?

My grandpa and grandma rented the cartoon for my sister and me to watch when they were babysitting us. I was like five and I loved it. Then I tried to read the book when I was maybe in fourth or fifth grade and couldn't get through it until seventh or eight grade! So it took 2-4 years for me to read! Then I read all…

And then the pledge of allegiance!

Wait is that seriously all it is!? This is the first I have heard of it! But talking heads? Who files a lawsuit over talking heads?

Or like Eragon fan fiction!

"I can't do it, Captain! I don't have the retainer fee!"

Isn't it so weird how multimillion dollar studios think it's a good idea to sue their fans? Fan art shows people connected with the work. Lawsuits make art seem more disconnected/unaccessible, at least to me!

I know! It's Linsane!