I LMAO’d, have a star you magnificent bastard!

I want HM to hit 45 with a milkshake.

I’m having a lovely daydream of 45, Mrs. 45, and Her Majesty strolling into the royal palace. Since he’s a boorish idiot, he walks in the front. Then HM takes a milkshake out of her handbag and hits him square in the back of his skull.

Porsche snobs are not fun to dine with under any condition. The 914 is a fun and fascinating car. Even if one doesn’t care for the Chalon treatment, from the pictures everything looks good. NP!

Are voters equipped to do that, though?

What’s next, are they going to try and use this language with miscarriages (“spontaneous abortion”) too?

There is no question that the US could level Iran in short order with aircraft and cruise missiles. The problem is that Iran is locked and loaded to mine the Strait of Hormuz, and if they do, the global economy goes into a nasty tailspin. A huge % of the world’s oil supplies transit that strait every day. To be…

There are no good outcomes in this timeline. If the House goes down the impeachment road, everyone knows the Senate won’t convict unless something truly heinous and totally indefensible is revealed (probably worse than him keeping a harem of Ivanka clones locked up and he deliberately impregnates them, forces them to…

They should have raised holy hell, the Titanic, the Bismarck, the Yorktown, Alexander the Great, and everything else to make life miserable for McConnell and his cronies during the Garland fiasco. Shine the biggest spotlights, fireworks, whatever. Fox and the GOP have been very effective hammering propaganda into the…

The sad truth is there is not much meaningful power to actually do much of anything [...] without getting the Senate on board

Fox will (maybe already has?) retcon and obfuscate the shit out of this issue and their audience will blindly play along thinking they’re still ownin’ the libtards. 

Truly amazing how many family farmers who are imploding due to the tariffs still think 45 is doing right by them. 

Yes, clearly those golf announcers don’t know the first thing about Niki Lauda. There just isn’t any comparison.

As others have pointed out, if the “pro-life” camp in Alabama were actually concerned about the Health and safety of children, then they wouldn't be bankrolling politicians and actively pressuring for the removal of access to subsidized health clinics, or trying to improve public education (Alabama is at or near the…

As Bloomberg notes, Trump Tower is still generating a profit—helped by the fact that the president has based his 2020 reelection campaign there. (Trump’s two presidential campaigns have spent at least $13 million at various Trump properties over the past four years).

Nobody answered the calls or emails because they were all out deep sea fishing on that fancy boat.

Oh I do hope that is true! That's some mighty tasty schadenfreude. And the extra whipped cream and cherries on top of those just desserts will arrive when Kolfage is sent to prison for fraud, tax violations, and other related crap. He can bunk with Madoff.

The problem is that these fucktards have their heads so far up their own asses that I really don’t believe they understand how shit really works. 45 doesn’t understand tariffs. Congress and State Houses are using Stone Age myths as a basis to forge legislation on major reproductive health issues, among other things.…

Sen. Cotton can go fuck off with all that, and when he arrives at wherever he fucked off to, he can go ahead and fuck off again.

This is their entire platform in a nutshell.