Sic semper tyrannis!

I’ve petitioned to my state rep and senator that if bullshit legislation is being presented, the rules should also state the the author(s) foot the bill for the inevitable legal challenges that will obviously prevail because this bullshit is blatantly, obviously unconstitutional. Of course, being in a red state that…

Would it though? He’d just say that he prayed on it and God forgave him, and won’t you please just respect his privacy in this difficult time.

For anyone interested in further reading, former President Carter wrote a book about these issues:

My 7yo would argue with you about the bizarre Triplex:

My now 7 yr old has been obsessed with steam trains since before he could really talk. One of his first words that wasn’t Mama or Daddy was “Porsche”, said properly as two syllables, but right after that, it was “steam train”. He laments the demise of steam. He’s been following the restoration of 1404 and one day…

You’re a bunch of Johnny-come-latleys! Stanley Steamers!

Yes, I’d love if she were to rip the arms off a neo-nazi shithead, tie them together at the wrists, and then flog Ted Cruz with the bloody stump nunchuku like Bruce Lee.

Why use Bataclan as the example? France has a much different attitude towards guns. Wouldn’t Las Vegas or Aurora or the Texas church be better? Places where 2a is relevant? Oh, wait, those were all perpetrated by “lone wolf” white guys who, you know, can’t be terrorists because they’re white. ISIS and the scary…

I prefer generals who don’t take up arms against their country. 

I wouldn’t have believed it, but Google tells all. Even FoxNews says the ban is unenforceable, even though eight (8!) states have codified it at the time the article was written:

I feel like I hold more Christian values as a non-believer than he does as a devout Baptist. People are weird!

She might as well have called her Calpurnia instead. 

They actually think that being indebted is a fucking honor or something.

That cognitive dissonance is really interesting to witness in person. My in-laws do the same stuff. They won’t admit it, but their primary problem with President Obama is that he is African-American. They do the most fantastic mental gymnastics to excuse 45's behavior, no matter how outrageous, but ZOMG a TAN…

You have the correct take. As an HPDE instructor and occasional corner worker, I wish all drivers understood those rules. I've been around situations where we have to eject participants for repeatedly ignoring flags. Thankfully nobody was injured and no property damaged, but I completely appreciate the anger of the…

Several hundred tons of water moving at 100+ mph would destroy the structure that is still standing. But that is just one of a stupid amount of reasons nobody water-bombs a structure fire in an urban setting.

But wouldn’t that be self-defense? I ask in jest, but it presents a very messy legal situation that ends up being litigated and adjudicated by people who have little to zero medical education, and put before a “jury of one’s peers” who often read and write on a level comparable to the current potus. If the pregnancy is…

“a firm believer that God creates children in his own image, regardless of how that child is brought into the world.”

The corollary is that if you slap 45's name on it, the Senate might be forced to go for it. I’ve argued here before that someone on the Leftish side of things should author a bill for single-payer or however you want to call it but then title the damn thing “The Donald J. Trump Super Best Ever Healthcare Plan, as…