Pisses me off that I’m sitting here in another meeting at work where I get paid a fraction of what this stupid bitch gets paid or being a moron.

Squatted trucks. I don’t need to say anymore.....

“I’m in no way defending horrible people”
*proceeds to simp for horrible people*

I guess he was the White Power Ranger all along, huh.

No worries; a turtle riding a flying cloud will catch them with a fishing line before they hit the ground and deposit them safely back onto the track, helping himself to a few of their coins for his troublese.

Road trips were easier in the 80s, as us kids had the entire back of the station wagon to move around, wiggle, sleep flat, fight, etc. Not locked down for hours on end in belts and/or car seats. Perhaps not as safe, but mobility was everything and 10 hour car rides were not the struggle for toddlers they often are toda…

Massive Coronary, 2024.

No kidding. It’s the sort of thing only a truly stupid (and unmotivated) person says.

Isn’t that charming? I mean, since she was representing Trump, I didn’t exactly expect her to be a bastion of feminism or anything, but Jesus...

Ah yes, the party of “sTAtEs RiGhTz!!1!1!” wants the federal government to step in and tell what the states can and cannot do all of a sudden. These dipshits have no fucking principles.

They really are just face-palmingly stupid. They’re in good company with Trump’s lawyer, Alina Habba, who recently said she’d rather be pretty than smart, because you can fake being smart. Three women who all think you can fake being smart, and who probably think the world is laughing with them.....

“When Joe Biden was inaugurated, and this entire Capitol complex was surrounded with 30,000 National Guard troops, none of you stood there and called that an insurrection,” she told reporters, in reference to the increased security at Biden’s 2021 inauguration after the January 6...insurrection. “Oh no. You all…

In today’s news that should surprise absolutely no one: Immigrants who come here to seek a better life, provide for their families, and just want to be left alone are less of a public threat than a militia of drunk and armed rednecks.

Growing up I would have never thought America would fall to a stupid dictator. I was wrong. 

they’re gonna have to gear up for an entirely different type of mission.  the plane is 16000 ft down.

Just keep in mind that max speed on chains is usually 20-30 mph. When I was younger, a friend of mine was going through the mountains and didn’t have snow tires on his Nissan 200sx. His solution was to buy chains and install them before the trip. Off he went on the hwy (at full speed) and got about 50 miles before one…

It sure would be nice if you badged it ‘Bruce’,  for fine German precision (RIP Davey G. Johnson).

The wind from the safari windows being open probably isn’t that bad. It’s not like those vans could go freeway speeds.

a memorial to the lives lost

Anyone who claims they can’t do their job because of their faith should be fired on the spot. We need to stop indulging adults that believe in fairy tales.