Seriously, calling the South “democrat states” is plain ignorant. Just look at Trump voting stats. Or an electoral map. What areas are the brightest red? Deep South. That trope is so tired and worn out.

I suspect that this is the song playing in 45s mind (or what passes for) all of the time, not in an ironic manner:

Yes! How awesome to see flappers on a 918? If I were ever able to afford such an expense, I would totally DD it year round. 

We need to consider the possibility (probability?) that the fourth grade reading level standard in Alabama is below that of most other states in our union.

I’d like to think that, but don’t count on it. Remember Merrick Garland and Neil Gorsuch? They’ll just figure out a way to manipulate the “rules” in their favor since they have no scruples. 

I have a rather sad saying for driving in this country. “You never know who has a pistol in the glovebox and an anger management problem”.

She could have dunked on 45 so savagely with her response. She could have tweeted a dissertation off the cuff about how wrong and off base 45 is to criticize her and not any member of the GOP for saying much worse. She could have tweeted a primer on lobbying and what a lobbyist does and why groups/organizations/causes…

I saw one of those giant Komatsu excavators lying upside down after falling off a trailer on the interstate. It blocked all the lanes heading south for several hours and did serious damage to the road surface.

My wife got this for me several years ago. In MY1973, Porsche planned to market the 2.0L cars as 914S. I don’t know if all sales brochures from that year read as such, but this one does:

Perhaps you can rile up all the backwards southern GOPers with talk about Canada and preventing a war of northern aggression?

Yes, the presence of these women in Congress foments such rage on the other side of the aisle that those members lose all control of bladders and bowels.

My first car was a ‘94 Subaru SVX. I bought it in ‘99 when I finished my undergrad. Lots of great road trips. Lots of other great firsts. Got me through grad school. I had it through the first few years of a proper career. One day driving home from work, a Ford pickup rear-ends me during rush hour traffic. I ended up…

I struggle to decide which is worse, either she genuinely believes that shit, or she’ll say anything and everything necessary to keep the Bible Belt deplorables with Team Trump and it doesn’t bother her one bit.

They firmly believe in one man, one vote. They’re still trying to determine exactly who that one man is.

This would require McTurtle to recognize how tone-deaf these remarks are in the wake of the shutdown. He is incapable of such self-awareness.

Seriously this. Even if they can get enough buses running to make extra runs to pick up the kids, most school districts lack the infrastructure to inform people which bus(es) are running late or when/where to expect a substitution.

Yes - as nice as some of those ideas are, most are impractical from a business standpoint. I would like to re-emphasize the first point about universal charging interfaces. Just as it was really fucking annoying that every time you upgraded your cellphone, you had to buy all new accessories, having a universal…

Please do regale us with the second part of that story -- how did the teacher/school react to your question? When i was around 11 yrs old, i asked an “obvious” question during sunday school -- if Adam only ever had three sons, who was giving birth to all those babies? Strangely, the answer was incest. There were…

Well, with the bastions of capitalist pwnage that are Somalia and Afghanistan, I can surely see why RWNJs still look to Grover Norquist to guide thinking on government and taxation.

No fucking shit. That garbage she twitted....zomg! He won the Medal of Honor. You don't get much more war hero-y than that. Seriously, Ann, please go jump into an erupting volcano.