Nah, I think he’ll sob like a baby and then piss himself while getting perp-walked out of his home.

I just can’t wait to see the faces of Texas MAGAts when they are notified the evil federal gov’t is using eminent domain to seize privately owned border land and there is fuck all they'll be able to do to stop it.

I’m popping popcorn up so I can sit back and enjoy watching all these proud red state MAGAts’ reactions  when the Feds pull eminent domain and seize private property along the border. Surely that won’t meet any resistance!

I’ll offer assistance if I see someone at a gas station or parking lot who is having troubles. I’ve jump started a number of cars in the parking garage at my job. When I’m on my bike, if I see another bike pulled over, I stop, even on the interstate. I’m less inclined to stop if I’m in my car mostly because I’m going…

Yes, exactly, and it is fucking infuriating.

Beautiful car and lovely of you to keep it on the road!

People who have never seen one in person develop an entirely new definition of tiny when they get to see one of these, an MG, or OG Mini cooper in person. While I’m a Porschephile through and through, when I was a wee lad, my mum had a red MG Midget. I remember riding on the parcel shelf behind the seats while my…

Dat tweet

Does anyone remember how we all scoffed when there were dozens of GOP candidates all bumbling about try to not step on their own nutsacks? Remember? Then look at how that turned out.

I’ll wager that the folks who started/run that school have some seriously scary fetishes. Stuff to make. 2 girls 1 cup look like Reading Rainbow.

I'm willing to bet he thinks Pres. Andrew Jackson and Stonewall Jackson are the same person. 

So you’re telling us no more whistles that go “wooo-WOOOOOO!”

You have my vote and tell me where to send campaign contributions!

FoxNews is our thought control
Only Alt-facts allowed in our classrooms
FakeNews has it totally wrong
Hey! FakeNews! You’ve got it all wrong!

Dammit Meteor!! You had one job!

Yep. That is their “base”:

Vast swaths are already on par with Third World countries. Just look at health care access in Mississippi, Arkansas, or Alabama and compare. The absolute mind-bending stunner is that the voters in those areas also trend “conservative” and continue to vote for these shitheels.

Most of the land that burned wasn’t forest land, let alone land owned by Forrest Tucker.

I’d say it is all three of those dimensions.

My jaw hit the floor when I read that NYT story the other day. The thing that many of us suspected ‘the base’ was thinking (hurt the other people who need hurting) is literally what they’re thinking. I would argue that the polices that are screwing up the lives of people like Ms. Minton are hurting exactly the people…