2016…they year the 70s finally got sweet revenge.

I haven't seen it five times either.

That and the part where Finn and Poe make out.

If the Wookie does not fit, you must acquit.

I always wondered how the immaculate detaching of the penis occurred. Of course it was Jesus. What was I thinking.

I'm really hoping for the state of Missibama.

She partied like it was 1999 from the 70s through the late 80s. Postcards from the Edge is semi-autobiographical.

Mel Brooks would have nailed Yoda.

I'm going to use this opportunity to state that Hayden Christensen may be the worst actor ever.

In a bar filled with races/species of all shapes and sizes, isn't a couple white guys whacking some of those aliens American multiculturalism at it's finest?

I was watching Field of Dreams with my son and he says, "Wow. That guy sounds like Darth Vader."

It would go something like this: I swear to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, so help me god, eh.

I hunt aunts with a board.

You like to see home boys naked?

See Hollywood Shuffle

Thank god this movie is nearly straight to gas station so I can stop seeing the wretched previews at every other movie I've seen recently.

I hope she took a flat fee and not a percentage or those negative numbers might persist.

I thought it was Midichlamydia.

Well everyone over the age of five. I'm sure there are some 20-somethings out there who who say yeah Jar Jar was super lame, but when they were five they thought (and secretly still do) that Jar Jar was the best part of Ep I.

Zed's dead, baby.