I just want to thank both the AV Club and 1MM for this key information. Now I don't have to talk to my kids about sex. Hey kids, go watch the Muppets. If you have any questions, go ask your mom or post on Kermit's Instagram.

And Tim Horton's was bought and later spun off by Wendy's prior to the whole Bunger King thing.

The sex scene in Team America.

That review was magical.

Hey, man…It's the Haightful Eight.

But he's not getting more than he asked for. Using this approach, he is getting more than they otherwise intend to give him, which is how much he wants.

What Chipotle do you go to to get free chips with your bowl?

Giget's Gaga Gets Gooey

Agreed. My dad was that guy for most of my teens. He still is into his 60s. As a result I missed out a on relationship with him I'd really like to have. No resentment or hard feelings or anything bad. We're just not tight. On the other hand, his dedication and success in work paid for things and experiences that…

Some people really do quit to spend more time with their family.

He was supposed to come, but he had jury duty.

[DEA, please do not flag his comment.]

The Last Boy Scout is probably the third best Die Hard movie.

Brian Williams says he did it.

So then my goal should be to fail at the NFL?

The Cooters in Sperryville, VA closed a few years back. I guess it was Uncle Jesse's.

Ah the memories of getting the tape to lock on the receive reel on my dad's reel-to-reel…so I could listen to his copy of Abbey Road that he dubbed off of a friends LP.

Totally. I worked in a music retailer. People would occasionally try and exchange a Columbia House CD or tape. Not only did they have the generic packaging, but they frequently said "Columbia House" on them in addition to the actual Label info. "Sorry, dude, but you didn't buy that here."

I saw Boyz II Men at Epcot last fall. Not by choice, they just happened to be there the same day we were. We were by the pavilion getting food. And they played "Open Arms" by Journey. It was a train wreck. I couldn't look away. I had no idea that it was a regular thing for them.

Mmmm…Taco Bell.