Ha! he seriously does. And every time someone new comes along and is like “Why do they call you Captain? Were you in the Military?” we all gotta buckle up as that dirty laundry gets re-aired again.

Not quite a “My uncle works for Nintendo” story, but I know the guy who invented Captain N. Yes he’s bitter about lack of payment or credit, and yes, he still calls himself “The Captain”

Buy your wipes at the airport instead. You’ll pay a bit more for a tiny pack, but you can find them at dang near every hudson news-type of store.

So... is “Tight Controls” is another way to say “Hard AF” and “GIT GUD” ?

If the public can see it, then it’s not exactly private. No? When you’re on a team, your actions are a reflection of the team. If he wanted to be a trash person, he should have joined the NFL. :3

Can someone please explain to me how it is so hard to be on these league teams without being a trash person? Is there some magical skill boost that comes naturally with being trash? Does GIT GUD have a deeper, more nefarious secret behind it?

I think this is awesome, and will totally buy it. But I’m a pretty tall adult, so I think it’ll end up getting gifted to the nephews.

Finally people now have to believe me when I talk about Pop Team Epic :D

Oh my god. I am not buying Hyrule Warriors a THIRD TIME.

Um, where do I sign up to volunteer for this extremely important medical study? More importantly, where is the cheese?

It’s not. There is a separate set of rules and regulations that they follow for persons of note.

I was going to correct my statement to read “Mark of quality” but, eh...

These editorial comments are fascinating. But not fascinating enough to read the full document. My soul and sanity can only take so many hits.

The director was also the writer.

I’m pretty sure some of those are Pokemon.

That’s perfect. Thank you for letting me know. I think I’ll be trying this game :D

So... what’s the difficulty like? I’m not going to be fooled again. I got suckered into buying Ittle Dew 2+ and I’m so sick of that game’s whole GIT GUD mindset when all I wanted was a zelda-like, which apparently the 1st game was.

Certainly it was an accident, or at least a controlled crash. But it does set a precedent for the sorts of scary weapons you could design. Even if the empire has zero trust in droid fighters, they’ve already set the precedent of throwing lives away in cheap TIEs. Why not expand the doctrine to have kamikaze units? My…

I SEE ZERO FLAWS WITH THIS PLAN. :D

So basically she needed 300 really long extension cords? :D