George Lucas did terrible things to the original Star Wars movies, but none of them are considered censorship.

Yeah, it also turns out “WOOMY!” is inkling for “Get tossed, ya cunt!”. Imagine the flurry of embarrassment over at the Squid Research Labs when they found out! Inklings are a menace.

As someone who enjoys Pokemon and also collects higher end analog watches, I am literally the target market for this. And it’s terrible. I hate this watch so much. It should be a joy to look at and instead it looks like a bunch of enamel pins were smushed together to make the face. I would never wear this. I would…

It’s not a service, it’s piracy. Period. I’ll not feel sorry for anyone who gets busted for selling bootlegs, and I refuse to suffer through hand-wringing justifications for doing it. If you are going to be a pirate, then hoist the damned flag and own it.

Sure, but that’s assuming all of these downloads/reviews/etc/ are in serial. But I think these are working in parallel. Looking at these rigs, and adding in a factor of extremely cheap manpower, I can already see several different ways to introduce random elements. They’d have to sniff out the specific phones…

I hate it when the machine finally takes my money, but the car gets stuck so now I have to try shaking the building or buying a second car to push the first car out.

Shouldn’t the dog keep the ring and the cat have extra lives? I mean really.

I was nearly kicked off a plane yesterday morning because: “The plane we were sent is too small. Not enough seats”
I lost a few IQ points just hearing that. And then while the agent was trying to get us assigned seats, I overheard one of them ask a pair of employees “Are you two okay riding in jump seats so we can sit…

Actually, upon entering Japan you are assigned your government-issued mascot ears. You get fined if you’re ever caught not maintaining a minimum level of “kawaii”

Well, it’s not a VR headset, but there’s actual Gundam pods that you can get into and you’re now sitting in the control block of a Gundam unit and taking your mech into battle.

Needs more Pachinko.

Is it weird that I look at the hostess’ outfits and think that whomever made them did a shit job? I mean I get it, you want to combine the bodysuits with some skin a-la racing girl outfits. But, ugh. These are just terrible.

I will certainly buy it at launch, but I’m sure as heck not going to kickstart it. “Big” Kickstarters like this, with either an all-star team or a record amount of funding get nothing but ire and hate when they are not an absolute 100% super-perfect epitome of a gaming experience. Because this game is going to have…

Oh yeah, and I certainly had piles of Gil lying around from not being able to complete content or level up? (oh wait, no I didn’t) Gil services only helped people who either had money from other jobs or was lucky enough to manipulate the auction house in such a way to get enough spending money to push past the…

Skip the beasts and there ya go, you have 6 different Gannon forms to chew through.

Well, it was Ragnarock if I recall. But it was also a very, very long time ago that I left the game behind XD

Santa got my letter!

Hahaha, really? I might have been on the wrong server or it popped up right around when I threw in the towel and I missed it :D

If this service existed during my days in FFXI, I would have paid so much money just to have a pocket WHM or PLD to guarantee an instant group instead of the hours and hours and hours of trying to solo or find a party as a DPS.

See, people keep saying “Hey, why do you always make a joke about packages probably not containing deadly spiders? Isn’t that punchline old?”