It’s a get in and get out game.

Better idea:

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They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

Which is ironic in its way, because this decision is as apolitical as decisions get. ESPN is not liberal, and it’s not conservative; it’s a massive company with no political beliefs beyond damage control. Someone had the idea of switching Lee off the UVa game not because they thought it would be offensive, but…

To keep you talking about it and eventually, you will hear something or see something that finally strikes a chord and changes how you personally approach these issues. It took the loss of Heather Heyer’s life to do it for her mother. It took listening to their teammates and trying to understand for these white…

There’s next to no chance someone making 30K could possibly scrape together 1500 on short notice without outside assistance, you know that, right?

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The alliterative beauty of “Dixon sucks donkey dicks” is undeniable.

The only other option is constitutional labor rights, is that what you are implying?

I think the fact that he does not know or even care who the QB of the Jets is his exact point.

He actually did get a call from the HOF but it was dropped

Today I Didn’t Learn: who Clay Travis is.

Longer than David Price’s temper, shorter than Sandovar’s belt.

Still can’t believe they let him go. I figured he had another 7-9 seasons left in him.

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

I’m fucking dying that that correction is real life. Who says journalism is dead?