Dear Penthouse,

Newt Gingrich cosplayer

Pascal was so awesome, he made me believe in God.

now more than ever, there needs to be a non-profit restructuring of the media in america. while i realize publicly-funded reporting is, under the current administration, a non-starter at the federal level, there needs to be either foundation support or local, grass-roots community funding for independent and…

the Oppenheimer of arena armaments

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

I really hope Zion comes out and refuses to play for the Pelicans. Make it messy as hell, and force them to trade either the pick or him anywhere else. Hell, the Kings are more worth of Zion at this point than New Orleans.

Now you play the game by punching the guy making the gesture.

Best line I saw: Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli in a movie about Peyton’s life.

STRIKES WORK

he’s not a liberal trump

hows that boot taste

This was all very informative, but wouldn’t it have been more digestible in an audio format? Perhaps in some sort of file downloadable to mobile devices, and given a punny, football-coach-based name?

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

The problem is made even worse by the fact that the establishment Dems are barely even pretending to protect Omar because she is upsetting their donors as well. 

Leveraged buyouts should be illegal.

Then you've never been to Providence, RI. Faith and Family are stalwarts on the local circuit. 

Don’t leave us hanging! 

To put it in another perspective, when it’s over the Mets still owe Bobby Bonilla 4 more years of payments.