It seems this is an east vs west coast thing. Out west we always put it on top, back east folks don’t.

for me personally if im going to put forth the effort to follow a story of absolutely zero consequence that is still repeatedly popping up in the news this week it has to be juicero. sorry to the partios players and coaches

And as history has proven, since she defiled the race with her girly running, the Boston Marathon has dwindled down to nothing and is now best known as the single most unpopular sporting event in America. And the world.

dank

Before anyone brings up “Well what about the Fighting Irish?”

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

That Bill Simmons entry was cringeworthy, even by his “standards”.

That link did not make it clear to me in the least what the C-word was, so I’m forced to think it’s the dirtiest C-word I know:

CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER THE RHYMING SCHEME ITS MULTI LAYERED BECAUSE BRAIN INJURIES AND CTE ARE FUNNY WHEN YOU’RE COMMENTING ON DEADSPIN ABOUT IT

“Illegal stitch in time on the receiving team. Nine yard penalty. Replay the down.”

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

I thought Al Kaline water was mostly bourbon.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”