Flash is the tattle tale here, and there are workarounds.

• Will Texans stand by and watch hundred-year-old rivalries be cast aside as the state's largest universities align themselves with other states across the country?

Small paperclips are for pushing the pins out of watch bands.

"someone has ejaculated in these hot dogs"

Unfortunately software failures will give new and far more literal meaning to BSOD.

George Lucas: Sometimes hindsight has a severe astigmatism.

A troubled boy's harrowing descent into drugs, Satanism, and suicide...

The Way of the Gun and script doctoring on everything Bryan Singer has worked on says different. Regardless, I'll take Academy Award over wasn't bad any day of the week and my mama always told me not to argue with people that like the 3rd sequel to a dead franchise.

Wait a second... the guy that wrote Live Free or Die Hard is doing rewrites on the guy that wrote The Usual Suspects...Fox? You're doing it wrong.

A plethora El HockeyMountain?

If he releases the originals you will see how much he has fucked up. If the only copies of the originals are in the hands of fervent nerd zealots using antiquated technology they become marginalized and relegated to history.

They quit doing the marathons? The Hell? Those Mitch Pillegi In Search of marathons were fucking awesome. It was like Sick Sad World from Daria, but an actual show.

The used to run these ads on the radio selling land for vacation homes on Lake Anna. They always left out the proximity to the nuclear power planet.

AK47, the very best there is. For when you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Except that guy behind the bullet resistant windshield.

So if the name in the by line isn't a hyperlink, it's an advertisement? Is that how this works?

There are no F's in Way

why is the parking sign blurred?

Worked so well for publicity last time.

God save the Queen

As someone that left At&T for T-Mobile 2 weeks before the merger was announced, this makes me happy. Not like finding awesome tacos cheap happy, but like dropping something heavy and getting my foot out of the way before it crushes my toes happy.